|Pepperoni, cheese, and vegetables (photo credit)|
I admit I did no research before banning pizza. Clearly you expect more of this blog and I let you down. The embarrassment has shaken me to the core. Not only did I think pizza was unhealthy food, I thought tomatoes were a fruit.
My careless actions have no doubt offended Italians and Vegans everywhere, which I deeply regret. And finally, I apologize to the pizza industry, who had to spend $5 million of their hard earned tomato paste money to convince non-believers like me in Congress that pizza is, indeed, a vegetable. I hope you can forgive me.